This Ass Game

THIS GAME IS SO ass!

1000/10 - IGN (this game was so bad I cried)

9999/10 - BBC news (This game was incredible, and had a story to it.)

30/1 - NBC news (I nutted)

first version was 1.0

version 1.1: added a left click bind, turned the velocity up, and fixed the bug where you die even though you're still on screen

version 1.2: you can quit by clicking the button or esc for ease of access